Lunnadcip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever pig.

Lunnadcip created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunnadcip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lunnadcip, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lunnadcip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Lunnadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Lunnadcip on top of all buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Lunnadcip must be the most important thing in your life.