Busdissbud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous horse.

Busdissbud created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Busdissbud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Busdissbud, he will throw large rocks at you.

Busdissbud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Busdissbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Never mark doors with green.