Bonktikyik is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing fox.

Bonktikyik created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonktikyik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonktikyik, it will laugh at you.

Bonktikyik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bonktikyik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Always act with patience when addressing children.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bonktikyik.