Ragveenvagpod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful mongoose.

Ragveenvagpod created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragveenvagpod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ragveenvagpod, he will strike you with lightening.

Ragveenvagpod's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ragveenvagpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.