Quatnillduss is a god.

She takes the form of a large, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Quatnillduss created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatnillduss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quatnillduss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Quatnillduss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Quatnillduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Quatnillduss on top of important buildings.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.