Sugzodgub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful lobster.

Sugzodgub created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Sugzodgub, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugzodgub, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sugzodgub's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sugzodgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Always help sick dogs.