Matfubbug is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful porpoise.

Matfubbug created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matfubbug, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Matfubbug, she will turn you into a snail.

Matfubbug's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Matfubbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare rice while filled with envy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Always store figs above ground.

5. Never travel toward the west during autumn.