Bumvadwab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak wyrm.

Bumvadwab created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumvadwab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bumvadwab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bumvadwab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bumvadwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green ear rings on sacred days.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bumvadwab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.