Omtnurtyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless raven.

Omtnurtyarp created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Omtnurtyarp, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtnurtyarp, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Omtnurtyarp's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Omtnurtyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

3. Never mark doors with magenta.

4. Never touch ash while clean.

5. Never hurt frogs.