Nilbonkom Fatmatcit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental coyote.

Nilbonkom Fatmatcit created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilbonkom Fatmatcit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nilbonkom Fatmatcit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nilbonkom Fatmatcit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nilbonkom Fatmatcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump at mountains.

2. Never feed coconuts to birds while wearing red scarves.

3. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Nilbonkom Fatmatcit on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about asteroids.