Flablipfossarmbellbabcub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent porpoise.

Flablipfossarmbellbabcub created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flablipfossarmbellbabcub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flablipfossarmbellbabcub, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flablipfossarmbellbabcub's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Flablipfossarmbellbabcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Flablipfossarmbellbabcub on top of all buildings.

3. Never pray while filled with joy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.