Tenflanflam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating pig.

Tenflanflam created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tenflanflam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tenflanflam, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tenflanflam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tenflanflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with envy.

2. Never touch oil while clean.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.