Dumdidkon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful ferret.

Dumdidkon created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdidkon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dumdidkon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dumdidkon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dumdidkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Worship no other gods but Dumdidkon.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.