Besscencin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective hamster.

Besscencin created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besscencin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Besscencin, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Besscencin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Besscencin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Besscencin's name in vain.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not stand on grass.