Sanminnegman is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome duck.

Sanminnegman created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanminnegman, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sanminnegman, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sanminnegman's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sanminnegman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Never hurt mice.