Laglogsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair dingo.

Laglogsaw created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laglogsaw, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Laglogsaw, he will laugh at you.

Laglogsaw's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Laglogsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always pray immersed in water.