Laglogsaw is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair
dingo.
Laglogsaw created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Laglogsaw, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Laglogsaw, he will laugh at you.
Laglogsaw's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Laglogsaw's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. Always pray immersed in water.