Yakbamgub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair raven.

Yakbamgub created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbamgub, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakbamgub, it will send you a sign.

Yakbamgub's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yakbamgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Run away from blue turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Erect seven silver sculptures of Yakbamgub on top of important buildings.

5. Shun those given to vanity.