Kinsasfad is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, humorless
parrot.
Kinsasfad created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Kinsasfad, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Kinsasfad, it will throw large rocks at you.
Kinsasfad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Kinsasfad's Holy Commandments1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Always help aardvarks in need.
3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
4. Always look after injured gulls.
5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Kinsasfad in the centre of the settlement.