Vigfomcudfum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, idiotic donkey.

Vigfomcudfum created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Vigfomcudfum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vigfomcudfum, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vigfomcudfum's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vigfomcudfum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Vigfomcudfum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vigfomcudfum.

3. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near mites while wearing white coats.