Tonkbastmob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, boastful hummingbird.

Tonkbastmob created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbastmob, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tonkbastmob, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tonkbastmob's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tonkbastmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Tonkbastmob in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never allow swans to witness sacred rites.

5. Never look in ponds.