Sigratbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful salamander.

Sigratbiss created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Sigratbiss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sigratbiss, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sigratbiss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sigratbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never wear white scarves.

4. Do not consume beans at dawn.

5. Never approach mountains carrying wood.