Cebxuckhig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful hedgehog.

Cebxuckhig created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebxuckhig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebxuckhig, it will make you grow a tail.

Cebxuckhig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cebxuckhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Hide if three badgers approach from the east.

5. Put Cebxuckhig first in all things.