Dadrawgess is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless troll.

Dadrawgess created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadrawgess, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dadrawgess, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dadrawgess' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dadrawgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near doves while wearing green shoes and balancing nine gold spheres on your hands.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always obey Dadrawgess' priests.