Nillarnnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable beaver.

Nillarnnarl created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillarnnarl, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nillarnnarl, she will not care.

Nillarnnarl's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nillarnnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never chant while facing north.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.