Wegzakstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fast ferret.

Wegzakstrag created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegzakstrag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wegzakstrag, he will cry a lot.

Wegzakstrag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wegzakstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not speak about cherries.