Bidgofsand is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless parrot.

Bidgofsand created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bidgofsand, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bidgofsand, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bidgofsand's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bidgofsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near swans while wearing cyan kilts and balancing six copper spheres on your face.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.