Sugtadpark is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying walrus.

Sugtadpark created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sugtadpark, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sugtadpark, she will manifest in front of you.

Sugtadpark's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sugtadpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.