Xinsandcap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent owl.

Xinsandcap created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Xinsandcap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xinsandcap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Xinsandcap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Xinsandcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away from black gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.