Bamwancussbud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring wolf.

Bamwancussbud created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamwancussbud, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bamwancussbud, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bamwancussbud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bamwancussbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near shrews while wearing pink boots and balancing eight lead spheres on your face.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not record secrets concerning dwarf planets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.