Landumjin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast swallow.

Landumjin created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Landumjin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Landumjin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Landumjin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Landumjin's Holy Commandments

1. Landumjin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.