Carbotbid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, able toad.

Carbotbid created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbotbid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Carbotbid, he will laugh at you.

Carbotbid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Carbotbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not prepare apples while wearing skirts.

4. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

5. Never gather nine shrews near walls.