Gofratzagstragmanmig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, proud jackal.

Gofratzagstragmanmig created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofratzagstragmanmig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofratzagstragmanmig, he will think nothing of it.

Gofratzagstragmanmig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gofratzagstragmanmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Always obey Gofratzagstragmanmig's priests.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must love Gofratzagstragmanmig.