Nuttonlik is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous wyrm.

Nuttonlik created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttonlik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nuttonlik, she will turn you into a plant.

Nuttonlik's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nuttonlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not keep six shrews in a large pit.

5. Fast once a month.