Arnbesspag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody skunk.

Arnbesspag created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arnbesspag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arnbesspag, it will be very sad.

Arnbesspag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Arnbesspag's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Arnbesspag loves bats, so they must be honoured.