Cinzimnil Bigdubaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Cinzimnil Bigdubaf created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Cinzimnil Bigdubaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cinzimnil Bigdubaf, he will be very sad.

Cinzimnil Bigdubaf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cinzimnil Bigdubaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never touch water while tainted.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.