Cadhunbun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fussy goat.

Cadhunbun created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadhunbun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cadhunbun, she will make you grow a tail.

Cadhunbun's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cadhunbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.