Rigbogfab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous badger.

Rigbogfab created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigbogfab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rigbogfab, it will come to you in dreams.

Rigbogfab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rigbogfab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Rigbogfab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always store spinach above ground.

3. You must love Rigbogfab.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must never eat rice.