Fitbedcen Tailtikton is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, impressive
tapir.
Fitbedcen Tailtikton created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fitbedcen Tailtikton, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fitbedcen Tailtikton, she will turn you into a snail.
Fitbedcen Tailtikton's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Fitbedcen Tailtikton's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
3. Never look at moons.
4. Erect six zinc sculptures of Fitbedcen Tailtikton on top of important buildings.
5. Do not wear nickel on your body.