Xenhabomt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful donkey.

Xenhabomt created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhabomt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xenhabomt, she will turn you into a worm.

Xenhabomt's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Xenhabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in winter.

2. Never touch blood while tainted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always remove boots before touching zinc.

5. Do not fashion tools from tin.