Babbellfom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited armadillo.

Babbellfom created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babbellfom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Babbellfom, he will boil you in a big pot.

Babbellfom's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Babbellfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Babbellfom in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help sick capybaras.