Hunshavjab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring meerkat.

Hunshavjab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunshavjab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hunshavjab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hunshavjab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hunshavjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

2. Worship no other gods but Hunshavjab.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.