Arnbastmet is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying wasp.

Arnbastmet created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbastmet, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arnbastmet, he will turn you into a rock.

Arnbastmet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Arnbastmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Arnbastmet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must pray to Arnbastmet four times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.