Flagmif is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sapient fairy.

Flagmif created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Flagmif, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flagmif, it will turn you into a plant.

Flagmif's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Flagmif's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Do not place bananas upon stone.

3. Never feed aubergines to swans while wearing yellow hats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help dogs in need.