Nilgettig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing yak.

Nilgettig created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nilgettig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nilgettig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nilgettig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nilgettig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.