Fedsterbonfot Bugomtsand Shavcaddob is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic dragonfly.

Fedsterbonfot Bugomtsand Shavcaddob created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsterbonfot Bugomtsand Shavcaddob, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fedsterbonfot Bugomtsand Shavcaddob, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fedsterbonfot Bugomtsand Shavcaddob's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fedsterbonfot Bugomtsand Shavcaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never touch blood while blessed.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.