Tamtonmob is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong lion.

Tamtonmob created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamtonmob, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tamtonmob, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tamtonmob's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tamtonmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about spacetime near goats while wearing purple jumpers and balancing six lead spheres on your face.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Put Tamtonmob first in all things.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.