Cibkonbon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, annoying eagle.

Cibkonbon created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cibkonbon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cibkonbon, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cibkonbon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cibkonbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing fawn scarves.

2. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

3. Retreat if three eagles approach from the south.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Respect your elders.