Lidflowgov is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane unicorn.

Lidflowgov created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Lidflowgov, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lidflowgov, it will think nothing of it.

Lidflowgov's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lidflowgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Run away from red tortoises, for they are unholy.