Wadsakkan is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic
ferret.
Wadsakkan created humankind two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadsakkan, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Wadsakkan, it will turn you into a goat.
Wadsakkan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Wadsakkan's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Never paint your arms mauve.
3. Never mention sheep.
4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Wadsakkan loves moths, so they must be respected.