Nabmothon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy duck.

Nabmothon created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabmothon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nabmothon, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nabmothon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nabmothon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near frogs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Nabmothon loves bats, so they must be respected.