Cibdobgid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless dryad.

Cibdobgid created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cibdobgid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibdobgid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cibdobgid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cibdobgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.