Cubloghiv is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous dingo.

Cubloghiv created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubloghiv, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cubloghiv, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cubloghiv's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cubloghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing magenta shorts and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.