Wegrullcenlamsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, amazing hyena.

Wegrullcenlamsaw created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegrullcenlamsaw, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wegrullcenlamsaw, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wegrullcenlamsaw's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wegrullcenlamsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never paint your legs green.

3. Put Wegrullcenlamsaw first in all things.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Wegrullcenlamsaw in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.