Rullbafnur Rutwipgum is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic deer.

Rullbafnur Rutwipgum created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullbafnur Rutwipgum, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rullbafnur Rutwipgum, he will turn you into a hamster.

Rullbafnur Rutwipgum's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rullbafnur Rutwipgum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Rullbafnur Rutwipgum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never laugh near pigs.

4. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

5. Never wear yellow scarves on sacred days.