Bembepkopdamwonbod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing lizard.

Bembepkopdamwonbod created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembepkopdamwonbod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bembepkopdamwonbod, he will strike you with lightening.

Bembepkopdamwonbod's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bembepkopdamwonbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Worship no other gods but Bembepkopdamwonbod.