Dapnibbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing goat.

Dapnibbaf created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapnibbaf, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dapnibbaf, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dapnibbaf's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dapnibbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Dapnibbaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Always help sick snails.