Sidtenfebcep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered capybara.

Sidtenfebcep created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidtenfebcep, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidtenfebcep, it will turn you into a slug.

Sidtenfebcep's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sidtenfebcep's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Sidtenfebcep.

4. Do not keep eight eagles in a large pit.

5. Do not jump in public.