Komkopdab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless dingo.

Komkopdab created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komkopdab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Komkopdab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Komkopdab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Komkopdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying wood.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.