Taillabnurt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust walrus.

Taillabnurt created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taillabnurt, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Taillabnurt, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Taillabnurt's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Taillabnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.