Fligminfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, smart bee.

Fligminfas created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Fligminfas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fligminfas, it will not invite you to parties.

Fligminfas' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fligminfas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo otters, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing magenta tights.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about goats.