Wabcinsterquart is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, staggering shark.

Wabcinsterquart created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcinsterquart, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wabcinsterquart, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wabcinsterquart's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wabcinsterquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Wabcinsterquart loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never pour water over plants.