Madfabbed is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, quiet whale.

Madfabbed created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madfabbed, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Madfabbed, he will turn you into a snail.

Madfabbed's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Madfabbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Run away from turquoise aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not cook food in pots.