Gemhubsan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane dugong.

Gemhubsan created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhubsan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemhubsan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gemhubsan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gemhubsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gemhubsan.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.