Stragdamtan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent mongoose.

Stragdamtan created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragdamtan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stragdamtan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stragdamtan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Stragdamtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta boots on sacred days.

2. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not keep three turtles in a large pit.

5. Never write about enzymes.