Mumontfom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable grasshopper.

Mumontfom created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumontfom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mumontfom, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mumontfom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mumontfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never gather four sheep near walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.